Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Barry 1 - Mole 0

Well, the time has come to dance for joy. For the past two months Genus Scapanus (Aka Western Mole) has been tearing up my lawn, and I was starting to take it personally. I tried poison smoke bombs, repellents, and poisoned pellets to no avail. But finally the furry little bastard has succumbed to a good old fashioned trap. As catching these creatures is next to impossible, tonight I shall play the lottery.

2 comments:

Loquacious Curmudgeon said...

Yes, but have you tried Bill Murray?

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